Frugal Living Enthusiast Gifts

"Papi, a national study shows 80 percent of kids get a significant allowance."

"Shortages, higher prices, closings...and they still throw away half their food."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Solar Frankenstein

Evolution.

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

Your Future Home.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'We grow our food, have solar energy, use bikes instead of car...now if we could only stop buying knickknacks!'

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"What about my footprint?"

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

"It's made from all our old leftovers. I call it 'Rescue Casserole.'"

"Okay then, what wine do you have if we go up to the four dollar range?"

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.

Ethanol and foreign oil.

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

'He left me McDonald's coupon's for a tip.'

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

COP26

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

'It's all local, except for the fish. They're from the ocean.'

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

EXXON EXTINCTION

Climate Change Report