Frugal Enthusiast Pillows

'Just to be on the safe side, let's start with an x-ray of your wallet.'

'They're the only way I can afford the line rental.'

'Money doesn't grow on cactus.'

'We've all had to cut costs a smidge.'

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"Excellent! Now if we can only find 2025 more of those, we can pay our electricity bill...."

"The cost of heating your house is monstrous and I should know, I've got six of them."

"Why can't you just buy some modern LED lights?"

"It's not about the money; it's about the lack of money!"

"Check out Ralphie's car! It's soooo cool."

'I couldn't afford the lavish lifestyle I was living. Coming to accept that was freeing, although, not as freeing as I had hoped.'

'Window shopping is not as much fun as it used to be.'

Prices Down!

"He's given up trying to find anything else he can cut to reach 40% savings."

Bottled Water

In these tough economic times several new businesses have emerged. One of them being cut-price undertaking!

Thrift: Pray to a simpler cross.

'I think I'll wait and buy one secondhand.'

"There's no getting away from the numbers....only by forgetting holidays, giving up drink, the cinema, meals out and socialising...will we be able to afford any quality of life when we retire."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

"It's made from all our old leftovers. I call it 'Rescue Casserole.'"

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

'He left me McDonald's coupon's for a tip.'