Frugal Fanatic Pillows

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

'Mother... I'm calling health and safety if you don't get rid of the water meter.'

"It's from corporate. They need us to cut operating expenses even more."

'I'm sorry, Rudolph, you reindeers are too expensive. This year, I'll work with subcontractors.'

'Forget the Joneses-we can't even keep up with the Flintstones!'

"At least he went quick. Although not quick enough, I'm afraid. This discount coupon expired last month."

'His favorite show is the one about saving money by switching insurance.'

'Thriftiness'

'You are always living in the past!' 'It's a lot cheaper!'

'Our money problems are over if you don't buy anything next month.'

Money.

Economic Indicators - I'll tell you another economic indicator - my wallet is empty.

'Why, yes! We can train them to be money saving dogs. You just take them shopping with you and when you over spend, they bite you!'

'No wonder these grave plots the kids got us were so cheap. They're timeshares!'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Yard sale sign states: Profits Go 4 Gas.

"I don't want your blood, young lady. I've tapped into your power and gas lines! Muuuahahaha!"

"Okay, what's your next, more expensive security system?"

"Now that's what I call a great financial advisor!"

"Now THAT'S what I call a Financial advisor..."

"Weren't you here last wash day?"

'How did your finger and thumb get so big?'

'He opened his wallet too quickly doctor.'

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

'Still 10 minutes to go before my cheap call rate kicks in...!'

Dad she's fallen into the cereal again!

At the greetings card desk: It's the thought that counts! In that case, give me the cheapest please.

Why buy one in December when you can have them all fro free in January?

'I had to downgrade my mobile . . .'

"This company wants to make money, NOT spend money. Turning on the lights would go against our goal."

'We are entering an era of thrift!'

"What do you mean, 'can I have another bottle of pop'?... It's your round!"

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

"Dad's doing that thing again!"

'Why spend $12 million on market research? I'll just ask my mom.'