Frugal Food Fanatic Pillows

'Ten Pounds for a packet of cornflakes!'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

"It's made from all our old leftovers. I call it 'Rescue Casserole.'"

Two scottish gentleman debating over having Welsh rabbit

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

Pandora's box.

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

Food prices.

'I could only afford a Yo.'

How to save on your heating bill...

"He's given up trying to find anything else he can cut to reach 40% savings."

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

How to do without

"There's no getting away from the numbers....only by forgetting holidays, giving up drink, the cinema, meals out and socialising...will we be able to afford any quality of life when we retire."

"Do you have this in an $11.99?"

"What wine goes well with £5.52p?"

"Why can't you just buy some modern LED lights?"