Frugal Food Fanatic Mugs

'Ten Pounds for a packet of cornflakes!'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.

"Okay then, what wine do you have if we go up to the four dollar range?"

"It's made from all our old leftovers. I call it 'Rescue Casserole.'"

Two scottish gentleman debating over having Welsh rabbit

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

'He left me McDonald's coupon's for a tip.'

"Okay, what's your next, more expensive security system?"

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

Pandora's box.

'Gentlemen, it's time we tightened our belts.'

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

Food prices.

'I could only afford a Yo.'

"Do you have this in an $11.99?"

"He's given up trying to find anything else he can cut to reach 40% savings."

"There's no getting away from the numbers....only by forgetting holidays, giving up drink, the cinema, meals out and socialising...will we be able to afford any quality of life when we retire."

"What wine goes well with £5.52p?"

How to do without

How to save on your heating bill...

'Yes, Bob, Allan's wife did let him buy tickets to the big game, but then Allan didn't spend all his allowance on nachos and beer, now, did he?'