Frugal Food Lover Pillows

Diner giving shirt off his back to waiter on receipt of bill.

"It's made from all our old leftovers. I call it 'Rescue Casserole.'"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Two scottish gentleman debating over having Welsh rabbit

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

Food prices.

'I could only afford a Yo.'

How to do without

'Yes, Bob, Allan's wife did let him buy tickets to the big game, but then Allan didn't spend all his allowance on nachos and beer, now, did he?'

"What wine goes well with £5.52p?"

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

"Why can't you just buy some modern LED lights?"

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"He's given up trying to find anything else he can cut to reach 40% savings."

"Do you have this in an $11.99?"

How to save on your heating bill...

"There's no getting away from the numbers....only by forgetting holidays, giving up drink, the cinema, meals out and socialising...will we be able to afford any quality of life when we retire."

"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."