
Diner giving shirt off his back to waiter on receipt of bill.
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Diner giving shirt off his back to waiter on receipt of bill.
"It's made from all our old leftovers. I call it 'Rescue Casserole.'"
'What do you do with the time you save?'
"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.
My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'
When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.
"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."
Clancy Strip: Money and Beer
'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'
"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."
"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."
'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'
Two scottish gentleman debating over having Welsh rabbit
"Okay then, what wine do you have if we go up to the four dollar range?"
Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.
'Withdrawal symptoms.'
'He left me McDonald's coupon's for a tip.'
"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"
Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.
"Okay, what's your next, more expensive security system?"
"No one can afford to eat us anymore."
"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."
'Gentlemen, it's time we tightened our belts.'
Checkout for $385.00 or more.
Food prices.
'I could only afford a Yo.'
"He's given up trying to find anything else he can cut to reach 40% savings."
How to save on your heating bill...
"What wine goes well with £5.52p?"
"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"
"There's no getting away from the numbers....only by forgetting holidays, giving up drink, the cinema, meals out and socialising...will we be able to afford any quality of life when we retire."
"Do you have this in an $11.99?"
How to do without
"Why can't you just buy some modern LED lights?"
'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'
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