College Saver Pillows

"I used to get toys as birthday gifts but now that I'm in pre-school, all I get is money for my college fund."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

"I just..."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"So much for password protected."

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

'How much did you save this year?'

No caption. (Adult pushes buttons at an ATM. Child pushes buttons at an "APBM" - and Automatic Piggy Bank Machine.)

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

"Wow! If global warming goes on it will cut our heating costs by 12 percent!"

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

Girl holding money.

'So, who's first?'

'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'

"I'm not worried about Wall Street. I've got my money in my mattress."

'I want to return this wallet. I can't seem to keep any money in it.'

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

'After paying for an investment seminar, I know more about how to invest less money.'

Cash Rebate

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

"Daddy made six hours of your tuition today."

Worrying about college costs isn't helping. Let's get to work. I'll take that customer. Tree's Tree Nursery. That was a good start toward college! Indeed. Another 25 hydrangeas and we'll almost have enough for your first botony textbook.

Still on the Back Burner

'The hospital food was terrible, but the savings were substantial.'

"Okay, you've got my arm, here's my damn leg."

A=Gets the job done (efficient) B=Wasteful if spent (flashy) Available resources

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

"Is the Bernanke rate still available?...You know low."

'Well, Carl...I'm not sure how to say this...but, your 401K is so low, you actually owe us money.'