Student Savers Pillows

"How nice. The tooth fairy has donated $10 toward your college fund - for your tooth."

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"It failed the stress test."

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

Kid Borrows Money From A Loan Office for His Piggy Bank

Piggy Bank ATM

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

"I used to get toys as birthday gifts but now that I'm in pre-school, all I get is money for my college fund."

'The forever stamps I purchased at 42 cents are now 44 cents. That's an annual apprciation of 2 which is more than you earned on your investment portfolio.'

'Do you have any coupons?'

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

Cutting corners can cost money.

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

"Daddy made six hours of your tuition today."

"And when you've saved up enough money, what are you going to say in in your full-page ad in the New York Times?"

Still on the Back Burner

'I need a government bailout.'

"Mom, I think I'm old enough to trade in my piggy bank for an ATM."

Money going to shark and piggy bank.

"It's cheaper to buy soap in chunks instead of bars. Just chip off what you need."

'But, Pop ... I thought bears hibernated in the winter.'

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'

"The procedure was a complete success. We removed all of your money."

Too Good to be true - 50c.

'Thanks to me, you can save the money for the cat food from now on and put it into more reasonable investments!'

"Our growing deficit means we can no longer keep you in luxery."

IPCC climate change report

Building society, savers rates -"Well, what shall we do with the interest, leave it in or withdraw it and buy a pot of tea for two?"

Scrooge and his piggy bank

"Once I started doing tech-support for family and friends, i had to get a bigger piggy bank."

"Would you like to save 10 percent today by opening a Palmer Funeral Home account?"