Digital Saver Gifts

Save money on the web.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"So much for password protected."

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

The Mattress Savings Bank

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

A family reunion that warms them to their very core.

'Who ordered 10,000 copies of how to conserve paper?'

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'I made a backup disc. Then I realized I wanted a backup of the backup. Then I decided just to be safe, to make a backup of that backup...'

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

Piggy Bank has Bitcoin in mouth

"Yes, I'm sitting here with my head in a cloud...that's where you stored the project!"

Computer camp's not exactly what I expected.

"I'd look up from my phone for you!"

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'

"That's Bill, from tech support."

"We're going paperless, so we'll have to find you another office."

Screen Addict

Honest, D-D-Dad. My homework's "in the cloud."

"The Scrimpshaws have finally decided to deposit their savings."