Paper Saver Gifts

'Who ordered 10,000 copies of how to conserve paper?'

"I wish you'd start recycling your old newspapers..."

"She's considering the environment before printing an email."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

Evolution.

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"So much for password protected."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

In and Out Box

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

Hope...

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

Wildlife Tree

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

"I can't save the planet all by myself. Go get some trees to plant."

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

"Help us!!"

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

Save money on the web.

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

'Just watch, environmentalists will use this to push their agenda.'

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

"I'd look up from my phone for you!"

Computer camp's not exactly what I expected.

"I know, right? What idiots we were."