Ink Saver Gifts

"The printer ran out of ink so that's only a partial list of the side effects."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

A collective sigh of relief.

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

'It's a hybrid.'

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."

'Who ordered 10,000 copies of how to conserve paper?'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

"Suzie, c'mon - doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

Protection for the world

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

Cash Rebate

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

Coronavirus and Atlas

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

Well at least we can handle these rocks.

The Plant Place - Drought special!

"Temperatures are rising."

Pathology.

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

Price of crude oil rockets!