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"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

"I just..."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

'It's cheaper than gas.'

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'How much did you save this year?'

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

'So, who's first?'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

'I want to return this wallet. I can't seem to keep any money in it.'

"I'm not worried about Wall Street. I've got my money in my mattress."

Girl holding money.

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

Murphy bed...Murphy.

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

'After paying for an investment seminar, I know more about how to invest less money.'

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

Tarzan's trees being chopped down.

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

You're not selling those silly upside-down tomato contraptions? I confess. They're fun! Fun? They're an affront to mother nature and common sense. A $3 seed packet grows enough for five families. Why sell over-priced fads? Mother nature never offered to pay my rent.

The Plant Place - Drought special!

'The hospital food was terrible, but the savings were substantial.'