Seed Saver Gifts

'Mam, we're from the Monsanto Corporation. Your tomato plant is in violation of a number of copyrights.'

You're not selling those silly upside-down tomato contraptions? I confess. They're fun! Fun? They're an affront to mother nature and common sense. A $3 seed packet grows enough for five families. Why sell over-priced fads? Mother nature never offered to pay my rent.

Garden store owner chasing away birds from his seed display.

'Okay if I keep the core? I want to plant the seeds.'

The Environmentalist

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

The New Normal

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

Toxic chemicals being sprayed onto a beetle that has a map of the world on its wing cases (symbolising the earth and its wildlife)

A collective sigh of relief.

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

Coastguard

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

Climate Crisis

'Oh - It's you.'

From trash to treasure

Protection for the world

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

Cash Rebate

Shepherd

"One reference to 'Spaceship Earth' and I'm out of here."

Save the tree.

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

Coronavirus and Atlas

G20 - what now?