Sheep Saver Gifts

Shepherd

Support group for sheep.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

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Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"You can always count on me."

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

A Gated Community.

Toxic chemicals being sprayed onto a beetle that has a map of the world on its wing cases (symbolising the earth and its wildlife)

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

A cow ventriloquist.

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

The Shepherd's Staff. . .

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

Coastguard

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

'Oh - It's you.'

Sheep Escalator

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

"I didn't even know they could knit!"