Soup Saver Gifts

Louie's soup kitchen - fly is disguised by waiter in his soup.

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Evolution.

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

Hope...

'Not whale stew again.'

"How do I know if it's fresh?... You asked for 'the soup of the day'. You didn't specify what day."

"Mom, what kind of soup do we eat when we're sick?"

Coastguard

Wildlife Tree

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

'Oh - It's you.'

"My famous chicken soup! The secret ingredient is the rum."

Make Your Own Alphabet Soup Starter Kit

Frank and Ernie's Diner. I'll have the beef and tomato consomme from Santiago. Coming up one chilly Chile Chili!

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

From trash to treasure

"It's still stew but the celebrity chef wants to call it a deconstructed steak and ale pie with a dusting of salt in a brown sauce coulis."

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"

Cash Rebate

Shepherd

"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"

"I can't save the planet all by myself. Go get some trees to plant."