Culinary Saver Gifts

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

Toxic chemicals being sprayed onto a beetle that has a map of the world on its wing cases (symbolising the earth and its wildlife)

Cancel that turkey and prawn sandwich...

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

'That's one more creature we can remove from the endangered species list.'

"I didn't hire a photographer. I thought we'd save a few bob by just taking, wedding selfies."

"We save all the original packaging in case we have to return something."

Louie's soup kitchen - fly is disguised by waiter in his soup.

'We're not buying a turkey for Xmas this year. We've still got some left over from last year.'

"I'm having trouble convincing my mom that I need an ATM installed in my bank."

'Do you mind popping back in, to rescue the Sunday joint?'

"C'mon, Phil! Before all the good stuff's gone!"

'How did I fill all this in for only $75.00? Easy, I only collect corked wines.'

"Quick - hide the donuts."

"You saved 35 tons of carrots for your retirement? You should have invested in a fridge, first!"

How women see it, how men see it.

Shopping dilemma.

The Spirit of Christmas Presents.

A dog is for life, not just for Christmas.

"... brisket ...recipe. Hide it."

'He orders one drink and sits there eating free popcorn all night.'

"I'll bet you think I'm a terrible opportunist."

'I save 50 cents a roll by getting paper towels with no design on them and then drawing on my own designs.'

'At least consider it. I'll give you £1000 to elope!'

"2023 omelettes...Cereal."

'Thanks for asking me to share the recipe. However, I never reveal my sauces.'

"Money is tight right now, so I put everything I want to buy in a shopping cart, then just leave it and walk away. . . my shopping fiz is satisfied and I didn't spend any money!"

Lifetime Achievement Awards

The 99c Store - Formerly: The 87c Store, The 69c Store, The 55c Store, The 39c Store.

And the name of your bank, please?