Turkey Saver Gifts

A dog is for life, not just for Christmas.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Toxic chemicals being sprayed onto a beetle that has a map of the world on its wing cases (symbolising the earth and its wildlife)

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

The Mattress Savings Bank

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

"Using a female in hear helps to round up stray dogs!"

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

Tarzan's trees being chopped down.

'I realize it's not much of a war, but it's all we can afford right now.'

'That's one more creature we can remove from the endangered species list.'

'Me…me…catch me!'

Gentleman wanting to know exactly how much he owes his butler

Reverse piggy bank

"I didn't hire a photographer. I thought we'd save a few bob by just taking, wedding selfies."

"The Scrimpshaws have finally decided to deposit their savings."

'Another dead squirrel, Lieutenant! What kind of Madman are we dealing with?'

"Bigger isn't always better. Unless we're talking deductions."

'Good news for people who hide their money under the mattresses.'

'Do you realize you're not earning any interest on that?'

"You saved 35 tons of carrots for your retirement? You should have invested in a fridge, first!"

Botanical Research Institute "Will work for seed money"

The Spirit of Christmas Presents.

Shopping dilemma.

"I've been saving my penne pasta!"

"Tia Carmen, you can't keep your savings in a coffee can! You need to divide your assets and diversify your accounts."

'He orders one drink and sits there eating free popcorn all night.'

Well, I guess that's appropriate - all these piggy banks are made in China.

'I save 50 cents a roll by getting paper towels with no design on them and then drawing on my own designs.'