Quirky Saver Gifts

The Mattress Savings Bank

"Tia Carmen, you can't keep your savings in a coffee can! You need to divide your assets and diversify your accounts."

'I don't trust banks...'

"I've been saving my penne pasta!"

Father and son emerging from a bank, father is kicking a cat while son clutches a cat savings bank

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

"The Scrimpshaws have finally decided to deposit their savings."

Reverse piggy bank

"I'm a conservative investor. When the piggy bank gets full, the money goes right into my mattress!"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"It failed the stress test."

Pest Control

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

Tortoise polishing his shell

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

Save money on the web.

"We have raccoons."

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

Woman in swimsuit vacuuming the lawn.

'But, Pop ... I thought bears hibernated in the winter.'

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'

In his own way, Todd does his part to save the whales.

Where bee's wax really comes from.

'Another dead squirrel, Lieutenant! What kind of Madman are we dealing with?'

'Thanks to me, you can save the money for the cat food from now on and put it into more reasonable investments!'

'I realize this might be carping but I never did live long enough to enjoy my IRA account.'

'The bailiffs took my car away yesterday, and I didn't even have a chance to siphon out the petrol.'

"I'm having trouble convincing my mom that I need an ATM installed in my bank."

Man panicing because woman has washed his money filled shorts

"With the money I save on gas, I can get new phones for both of us."