Otherworldly Saver Gifts

'I realize this might be carping but I never did live long enough to enjoy my IRA account.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

North Pole

The Environmentalist

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Evolution.

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

A collective sigh of relief.

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

Hope...

"We're deploying our solar geoengineering mirrors, not only to reflect sunlight and cool the planet, but also to be the coolest."

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

The Mattress Savings Bank

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."

Wildlife Tree

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

Climate Crisis

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

"I can't save the planet all by myself. Go get some trees to plant."

"One reference to 'Spaceship Earth' and I'm out of here."

Coronavirus and Atlas

The Finger.

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

Protection for the world

G20 - what now?

"Help us!!"