Saver Extraordinaire Gifts

Circus. It's been fun working with these circus performers on their financial planning. Those clowns are serious savers! Yeah, they've cut expenses by carpooling. The highwire walker wants a portfolio with a mixture of stocks and bonds. Having balance is her highest priority! And the lion tamer is interested only in very safe investments --- He has zero tolerance for more risk in his life. Our last meeting today is with the trapeze artist. What is your net worth? Every penny it cost!

'How did your finger and thumb get so big?'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

"It failed the stress test."

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

"Want to trade banks with me?"

Excess

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

A child busking

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

Drawing on an island.

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

"I think it's time we cashed in our spare change. We could probably pay off our house."

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

'We'd like to default on the bill.'

"I thought I'd done everything necessary to guarantee us a decent pension..."

Piggy bank #3: normal (colour).

Men and Women's changing rooms

"So you want to hide it from other squirrels by presented to deposit it in savings, then taking it back and putting it in a secret account?"

Piggy bank...cash cow.

Caravan Club shop is selling Hold-Ups.

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

Safe under mattress.

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'