Saver Extraordinaire Gifts

'How did your finger and thumb get so big?'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

"It failed the stress test."

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

"Want to trade banks with me?"

Excess

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

Drawing on an island.

"I think it's time we cashed in our spare change. We could probably pay off our house."

A child busking

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

"I thought I'd done everything necessary to guarantee us a decent pension..."

Piggy bank #3: normal (colour).

Men and Women's changing rooms

Caravan Club shop is selling Hold-Ups.

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

Piggy bank...cash cow.

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

'We'd like to default on the bill.'

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

Safe under mattress.

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

Energy saving