Battery Saver Extraordinaire Gifts

"Guys, I feel great, but your long meetings are really exhausting my electronics."

That one has all the batteries!

AA Meeting Here Today

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

Lithium Fair

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

Toy Store/Battery Store

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'Faster Mr. Barlow, the lights keep going dim!'

'What do you mean you though I paid the electricity bill!'

"I think our solar panels are drawing in too much energy. I just plugged in my hair dryer, and I swear the sun dimmed."

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

Advantages of being bald # 2 - Less time drying.

"Look at it this way -- in three years your roof could leak."

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

'Dad, all I got are batteries for my birthday!'

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

'I never let the stress of the job get me down.'

Daylight saving

"To save power, my dad goes into sleep mode. But, unlike a computer, he doesn't instantaneously awake and resume working."

Double life.

Thank You...For Everything You Do.

"This could have just been an email."

Range Anxiety

'I realize this might be carping but I never did live long enough to enjoy my IRA account.'

"Enough of this. Just suck it up and borrow the neighbor’s laptop charger."

Circus. It's been fun working with these circus performers on their financial planning. Those clowns are serious savers! Yeah, they've cut expenses by carpooling. The highwire walker wants a portfolio with a mixture of stocks and bonds. Having balance is her highest priority! And the lion tamer is interested only in very safe investments --- He has zero tolerance for more risk in his life. Our last meeting today is with the trapeze artist. What is your net worth? Every penny it cost!

TV versus Books

"We're chucking out all our old plastic things, and replacing them with sustainable alternatives."

"Where are your trees that already have the christmasy doo-dads on them?"