Energy Saver Extraordinaire Gifts

'On the plus side no one is better at conserving energy.'

"Look at it this way -- in three years your roof could leak."

"Don't give up Betsy. You're my generator for the Holidays."

"That's his way of saving energy. He never turns it on."

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

AA Meeting Here Today

The New Normal

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

A gap between the solar panels

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

The Heating Oil Problem.

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

"Fuel poverty is not the same as being too mean to switch the heating on...."

'I've stopped getting bright ideas.'

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

How to save on your heating bill...

'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'

How cartoons are helping the environment.

'Someone told him life begins at forty. Now he's reserving his energies!'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

'I was just, er, conserving energy.'