Energy Saver Gifts

'Hey! Who left the television off?'

"I am not being ridiculous! Have you seen our electricity bills?"

'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'

'A World energy crisis is looming' "I blame the billions in the 3rd world wanting to get what we've got!"

Thermostat with two settings: Guilty and Not Guilty.

This Christmas, Santa decided to use an energy saving light globe.

Installing an energy efficient light bulb in the Statue of Liberty torch.

Man at desk with a bright idea. Bright idea is shown as light bulb. Other man in background is replacing the light bulb with new energy-efficient light bulb.

How cartoons are helping the environment.

'That does it! We have to insulate the ivory tower.'

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

Candle company meeting - 'The good news is we make record sales every time there's a blackout.'

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

'I hate those new energy efficient eels. They think they're so special.'

Hilbert got an energy star certification for his energy efficiency.

'We've had our new simplified gas bill!'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

We'll take coffee, tea, soda, whatever. We're into flex fuels.

'You're using your angel to save on air conditioning?'

'I'm having an energy crisis.'

"I am changing my energy supplier...plug this in."

"Another jumper dear?"

'I don't have a gas guzzler, unless you count my husband. He sure can guzzle and you wouldn't believe the gas...'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Ever thought of double glazing?

"He's not lazy - just doing his bit to conserve energy."

Writer is power his solar paneled lamp by the lightbulb in the ceiling.

'We saved a fortune on our energy bills by switching to Pester Power.'

'Someone told him life begins at forty. Now he's reserving his energies!'

'The best way to conserve energy is to move very very slowly.'

Boat hits rocks because of dim glow from low-energy lighthouse

"Why can't we have an electric blanket that runs off the mains?"