Home Energy Saver Gifts

'Yeah sure it's cooking us from the inside out, but think of all the money we'll save on heating.'

The Environmentalist

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

That one has all the batteries!

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

AA Meeting Here Today

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

The New Normal

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

The Monitor is going to sleep.

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

A gap between the solar panels

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

The Heating Oil Problem.

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Electricity Bills

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

Climate Crisis

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

G20 - what now?