Home Energy Wizard Gifts

Insulating the house would cost to much so we insulated Arthur instead.

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

If you know that you would benefit from a 15 minute nap during the day, do your best to take one.

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

Edward and Mindy lived in a smart Alec building.

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

'House calls can make you feel worse.'

'Didn't ya hear? To save energy we have to keep the thermostat at 1,100 degrees instead of 1,200 degrees!'

A call to save energy, based loosely on the style of second world war posters

saving water

Running away form the costs of electricity and pollution.

'Yeah sure it's cooking us from the inside out, but think of all the money we'll save on heating.'

"Got any lightbulbs that WON'T BE the last ones I'll ever buy?"

"It's either a cannabis farm or they're heavily into AI!"

"Drat - the hackers hit our microwave."

"Are you sure you have everything wired correctly? Every time you try to change the channel, I hear the toilet flush."

Power theft on mobile phones

What we need. What we did

Ever thought of double glazing?

No, that's the garbage disposal.

Impossible to stop Global Warming.

"Skip the blow by blow. Just condense it into a couple of barks."

Automatic Dishwasher.

'I think I died and came back! There was a brilliant light at the end of a dark tunnel. The last thing I recall is turning if off to save electricity.'

"Dad, do we help the environment by turning off our lights?"

'I told my hubby, he was cack handed. . .'

"Yeah, mom. Harry used to vent his rage on dumb appliances, but now the smart ones talk back."

'Of course, no modern family can afford to live without our new energy efficient clothes dryer.'

The vaccum salesman.