Energy Wizard Gifts

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

If Disney was a software company

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

Man doing a search on a computer

Why do you need so many computers?

'You can't come in here with that.'

Man feeding his computer money.

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"