Energy Wizard Gifts

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'Can our software do that?'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

Man doing a search on a computer

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

Why do you need so many computers?

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

'You can't come in here with that.'

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

Man feeding his computer money.

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"