Electricity Wizards Gifts

No, that's the garbage disposal.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

Plasma Ball

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

Benjamin Franklin.

'I told you this game had realistic graphics.'

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

"I told you Science was fun!"

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

The mysterious death of Mrs. Franklin.

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

"Proper I.Q. required"

Social Networks

"And this is the room where people are trapped for all eternity trying to find the leave button at the end of their Zoom meeting."

Lady of the Remote

Jeff's computer had ran out of memory again. Computer is saying 'How do I turn on again?'

Nikola Tesla

"Maaaybe we could remove some of the electrons from our electricity and market both regular and premium grade."

Wrong end of extension cord.

Plug: ' OHHH, Baby Baby.'

"Forty years in the desert was bad, but not as bad as catching up on forty years of emails."

"Luckily, these new life rafts come with a phone, charger and a cell tower."

You Are Here on the wiring diagram

Jimi Hendrix Picks A Guitar

Benjamin Franklin

I brake for worms