Battery Wizard Gifts

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

Power theft on mobile phones

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

The president's men

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

The Shrinking Dollar.

Maybe clean out your wallet

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Where was I?

Man doing a search on a computer

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

If Disney was a software company

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

Why do you need so many computers?

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'