Electricity Wizards Pillows

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

Plasma Ball

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

'I told you this game had realistic graphics.'

Benjamin Franklin.

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

"I told you Science was fun!"

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

"Proper I.Q. required"

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

"Maaaybe we could remove some of the electrons from our electricity and market both regular and premium grade."

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

Lady of the Remote

Social Networks

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

Nikola Tesla

Jeff's computer had ran out of memory again. Computer is saying 'How do I turn on again?'

The mysterious death of Mrs. Franklin.

Wrong end of extension cord.

Plug: ' OHHH, Baby Baby.'

"Luckily, these new life rafts come with a phone, charger and a cell tower."

"Forty years in the desert was bad, but not as bad as catching up on forty years of emails."

You Are Here on the wiring diagram

Jimi Hendrix Picks A Guitar

Benjamin Franklin

'It does everything a smart phone does.'