Wiring Wizard Pillows

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

You Are Here on the wiring diagram

'And what makes you think this classroom wasn't wired properly?'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"We only got six days of funding."

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

WiFi Signals

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"Lovely dovetail."

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

Man doing a search on a computer

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

Why do you need so many computers?

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

Waiting for retirement.

Targets.

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.