Electrical Wiz Pillows

"Just because it DOESN'T say 'not to put your finger in a socket while standing in water' doesn't mean you should do it!"

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Albert Einstein

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'Can our software do that?'

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Multi-tasking.

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Gadget geek.

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

"How was work?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'