Electrical Wiz Gifts

"Just because it DOESN'T say 'not to put your finger in a socket while standing in water' doesn't mean you should do it!"

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Multi-tasking.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Gadget geek.

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

"How was work?"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.