Computing Wiz Pillows

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Multi-tasking.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Nerd tryouts.

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'My dog ate my computer.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

"What's that you're reading?"

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

I've always been slower than computers...

Tech support...can I help you!

'Hey, everyone! Guess who forgot his password?'

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

Kevin had a computer virus.

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."