Home Efficiency Gifts

A call to save energy, based loosely on the style of second world war posters

"You're wasting a wash-load of cleaning energy on one sock?"

"A woman's work is never done...unless she uses paper plates and plastic forks!"

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

The Not-So Smart Meter

AA Meeting Here Today

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

"It's a 670 page questionnaire on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy!"

"What about my footprint?"

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

Critical Ethanol report

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

Smart Arse Meter

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

"We've made a few changes."

There's no real oil emergency...

The Heating Oil Problem.