Efficient Living Gifts

The Simple Life: Input - Output

"Looks like we found the issue."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

Allotment

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Time Is Money

Politically Correct Snowperson

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

100% carbon neutral