Easy Living Gifts

'Relax. It's summertime and the living is easy.'

"Aye, now that I'm retired, the can opener seemed more practical."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Dog Walking Services

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

100% carbon neutral

Just Stop Boil

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Hoodie Hang-out

Touring Cyclist

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.