Easygoing Lifestyle Gifts

"Go with the flow, boys!"

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

Born to be Mild.

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Aye, now that I'm retired, the can opener seemed more practical."

Whatever!

"Fridge-to-table"

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

'No sweat shop'

"They grow up so slow."

"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."

'His Dad was a couch potato.'

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

T-shirts will allegiance to different types of music on, while one guy has a shirt that reads 'middle of the road is all right with me.'

'You have the kind of relaxed, can do manner that we look for in an office manager.'

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

"On the other hand, my weekends are seven days long."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

'Relax. It's summertime and the living is easy.'

"I'm very slow to anger, but then I'm very slow to do everything."

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

'It's the call of the mild. Can I offer you a milky Cocoa?'

'He passed on the climbing wall but had a go at the glass-blowing.'

"For the last time, stop saying 'Let's just wing it'!"

Cool Receptionist

"I prefer my pineapples in Colada form."