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"Go with the flow, boys!"

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

Born to be Mild.

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"We need to walk."

Whatever!

"Fridge-to-table"

"Aye, now that I'm retired, the can opener seemed more practical."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

'No sweat shop'

"They grow up so slow."

'They say pot makes you less motivated, but I've already been to Taco Bell eleven times today.'

"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."

'His Dad was a couch potato.'

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

'You have the kind of relaxed, can do manner that we look for in an office manager.'

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

T-shirts will allegiance to different types of music on, while one guy has a shirt that reads 'middle of the road is all right with me.'

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

"On the other hand, my weekends are seven days long."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

'Relax. It's summertime and the living is easy.'

'He passed on the climbing wall but had a go at the glass-blowing.'

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

'Doing?'

'It's the call of the mild. Can I offer you a milky Cocoa?'

"I'm very slow to anger, but then I'm very slow to do everything."

"For the last time, stop saying 'Let's just wing it'!"

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