Easy Living T-Shirts

'Relax. It's summertime and the living is easy.'

"Aye, now that I'm retired, the can opener seemed more practical."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Dog Walking Services

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Hoodie Hang-out

'I blame global warming!'

100% carbon neutral

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Touring Cyclist