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The town without cell phones.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Snoopy with Laptop

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"Not to mention the park view."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"Aye, now that I'm retired, the can opener seemed more practical."

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

Life is simpler in the sticks.

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.

The Rudges' peaceful home

The Finding Yourself Hour.

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

"No wonder it was so affordable."

Exec Has His Whole Life At His Desk

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

'Everyone's depressed after income tax week, Cathy.'

"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"

'Please tell me there's more to this than this.'