Simplifying Life T-Shirts

"Divorce was too complicated -- I just retired from marriage."

Hermit

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

Plain English group.

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

'I've taken the liberty of simplifying the latest data.'

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

The Rudges' peaceful home

The Finding Yourself Hour.

Man and woman with laundry

"I see you decluttered."

'We'll never make it: you're gourmet coffee and craft beer, I'm instant and light.'

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

'And best of all - no hidden clauses!'

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

'Excellent meeting. I loved the quick fixes, the simple solutions, and the easy answers.'

We find this model works better for us!

"Sure, I had a retirement plan. Stop going to work"

"We find putting the customer first works for us!"

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

'What did we do before green tea?'

"It's great to finally be away from the city!"

"My super powers are listening and downsizing my life."

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

'I love the simplicity of this place!'

"I've simplified my life by converting all my possessions into one gold brick."

"Yes I know now that the commute is worthwhile."

"You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time?"

Then we thought who needs a big house with a swimming pool anyway?'