Simplifying Life Gifts

"Divorce was too complicated -- I just retired from marriage."

Hermit

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

Plain English group.

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

Life is simpler in the sticks.

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

'I've taken the liberty of simplifying the latest data.'

The Rudges' peaceful home

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

The Finding Yourself Hour.

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

'We'll never make it: you're gourmet coffee and craft beer, I'm instant and light.'

Man and woman with laundry

"I see you decluttered."

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

'And best of all - no hidden clauses!'

'Excellent meeting. I loved the quick fixes, the simple solutions, and the easy answers.'

We find this model works better for us!

"Sure, I had a retirement plan. Stop going to work"

"We find putting the customer first works for us!"

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

"My super powers are listening and downsizing my life."

"It's great to finally be away from the city!"

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

'What did we do before green tea?'

'I love the simplicity of this place!'

"I've simplified my life by converting all my possessions into one gold brick."

"Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?"

'The main thing I like about this place is the complete absence of technology.'