Simplification Advocate Gifts

'And best of all - no hidden clauses!'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

"I need a simple fix. No one asked you to reinvent the wheel."

"It's a simple model but it works for me!"

Plain English group.

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

'Well, it's official. The entire catalogue has to be dumbed down again!'

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

The fox knows many things but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

Diogenes and tourists

Managing Targets: "It mat be simple but it works for me."

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

"I see you decluttered."

"We are not buying a refrigerator with a learning curve."

'Excellent meeting. I loved the quick fixes, the simple solutions, and the easy answers.'

"I'm keeping it really simple!"

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

"We find putting the customer first works for us!"

'No thanks. This patch stops me craving for superflous functions.'

"I envy you, not having any idea of what's going on these days."

"My super powers are listening and downsizing my life."

The message that status symbols were so last year was getting through...

'I love the simplicity of this place!'

Birthday anticlimax.

"Simplify your life! Stop stuffing French fries, onion rings, and who knows what else into your cheeseburgers!"

"Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?"