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'And best of all - no hidden clauses!'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"I need a simple fix. No one asked you to reinvent the wheel."

"It's a simple model but it works for me!"

Plain English group.

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

'Well, it's official. The entire catalogue has to be dumbed down again!'

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Diogenes and tourists

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

The fox knows many things but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

Managing Targets: "It mat be simple but it works for me."

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

"We are not buying a refrigerator with a learning curve."

"I see you decluttered."

'Excellent meeting. I loved the quick fixes, the simple solutions, and the easy answers.'

"I'm keeping it really simple!"

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

"We find putting the customer first works for us!"

'No thanks. This patch stops me craving for superflous functions.'

"My super powers are listening and downsizing my life."

"I envy you, not having any idea of what's going on these days."

The message that status symbols were so last year was getting through...

'I love the simplicity of this place!'

"Simplify your life! Stop stuffing French fries, onion rings, and who knows what else into your cheeseburgers!"

"Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?"

"Do you have a phone that doesn't do too much?"