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'Excellent meeting. I loved the quick fixes, the simple solutions, and the easy answers.'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Any questions?'

Plain English group.

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).

'I've taken the liberty of simplifying the latest data.'

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"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

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"I see you decluttered."

'And best of all - no hidden clauses!'

We find this model works better for us!

"We find putting the customer first works for us!"

"Profit, loss, why must you all make everything so complicated?"

"My super powers are listening and downsizing my life."

"Do you have a phone that doesn't do too much?"

"Simplify your life! Stop stuffing French fries, onion rings, and who knows what else into your cheeseburgers!"

Simplify Your Life Conference, 1,000s of Exhibits.

'Could you dumb it down a little?'

"I thought about what you said and I've outlined a plan."

"Ed's simplifying his world before the elections. Only one news station. Only one remote."

Hermit

'We need to agree a target date for identifying the targets in our target reduction strategy.'

''The wheels on the bus go round and round'? - THIS is your physics homework?'

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I decided to simplify my life!

'Being destitute does have its advantage -- taking inventory is a breeze.'

Somebody simplified our marketing plan.

I'm a businessman, not a zealot. I give the masses what they want. I give girls what they want. The masses want drama and intensity. Ditto. Direction, simplicity, answers, purpose. Yep, yep, yep. Rock hard abs!

'Can I have mine straight onto the plate and not on a bed of something?'