Simplification Enthusiast Gifts

"Actually we find this works better for us."

Ten Best

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Mensa Does Improv

"I need a simple fix. No one asked you to reinvent the wheel."

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"It's a simple model but it works for me!"

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

Plain English group.

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

'Well, it's official. The entire catalogue has to be dumbed down again!'

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Transactional Analysis... Making complex ideas simple!

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

Managing Targets: "It mat be simple but it works for me."

'It's not bad enough that he explains everything... He even explains his explanations.'

'And best of all - no hidden clauses!'

"We are not buying a refrigerator with a learning curve."

"I see you decluttered."

'Excellent meeting. I loved the quick fixes, the simple solutions, and the easy answers.'

'85% recover with no complications, 60% of the remaining 15% will have a slower recovery rate, and the remaining 40% of the 15% may need additional treatment.'

"I'm keeping it really simple!"

Gobbledygookologist

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

"We find putting the customer first works for us!"

"My super powers are listening and downsizing my life."

'I love the simplicity of this place!'

"I wanted you to meet our colon specialist before we miniaturized him."

"Simplify your life! Stop stuffing French fries, onion rings, and who knows what else into your cheeseburgers!"

"Do you have a phone that doesn't do too much?"

Pages 4 and 5 of the minimalist coloring book'

Basic greeting cards.

Simplify Your Life Conference, 1,000s of Exhibits.