Simplifiers Club Gifts

'Being destitute does have its advantage -- taking inventory is a breeze.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

"It's a simple model but it works for me!"

'Any questions?'

Plain English group.

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

'Well, it's official. The entire catalogue has to be dumbed down again!'

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

'I'm going to grow a beard when I get older.'

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

Managing Targets: "It mat be simple but it works for me."

Human Error and Computer Error.

'And best of all - no hidden clauses!'

"What do you mean you want to slow things down?"

"I see you decluttered."

'Excellent meeting. I loved the quick fixes, the simple solutions, and the easy answers.'

"I'm keeping it really simple!"

"We find putting the customer first works for us!"

"My super powers are listening and downsizing my life."

"Profit, loss, why must you all make everything so complicated?"

'I love the simplicity of this place!'

"Simplify your life! Stop stuffing French fries, onion rings, and who knows what else into your cheeseburgers!"

'This oughta be good; I just panted sic of my best fleas in his chair.'

"Do you have a phone that doesn't do too much?"

'Toss 'em here.....I'll work them into my show!'

Simplify Your Life Conference, 1,000s of Exhibits.

"NO TV...no stereo...no video games! This is awful!"

"I thought about what you said and I've outlined a plan."

''The wheels on the bus go round and round'? - THIS is your physics homework?'

"Ed's simplifying his world before the elections. Only one news station. Only one remote."