Science Simplifier Gifts

''The wheels on the bus go round and round'? - THIS is your physics homework?'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Any questions?'

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).

'I've taken the liberty of simplifying the latest data.'

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

'I'm going to grow a beard when I get older.'

"I see you decluttered."

'Excellent meeting. I loved the quick fixes, the simple solutions, and the easy answers.'

We find this model works better for us!

"We find putting the customer first works for us!"

"Profit, loss, why must you all make everything so complicated?"

"My super powers are listening and downsizing my life."

"Simplify your life! Stop stuffing French fries, onion rings, and who knows what else into your cheeseburgers!"

"Do you have a phone that doesn't do too much?"

Simplify Your Life Conference, 1,000s of Exhibits.

'Could you dumb it down a little?'

"I thought about what you said and I've outlined a plan."

I decided to simplify my life!

"The lab boys figured out how to change lead into gold. Now your job is to corner the lead market."

"Ed's simplifying his world before the elections. Only one news station. Only one remote."

'We need to agree a target date for identifying the targets in our target reduction strategy.'

Hermit

'Being destitute does have its advantage -- taking inventory is a breeze.'

Somebody simplified our marketing plan.

'Can I have mine straight onto the plate and not on a bed of something?'

"Can you rewrite this as a coloring book?"