Process Simplifier Gifts

We find this model works better for us!

"Do you remember when all we had to think about was the customer?"

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Looks like we found the issue."

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Any questions?'

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).

'I've taken the liberty of simplifying the latest data.'

"And this is the traditional alternative."

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

'I'm going to grow a beard when I get older.'

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

"I see you decluttered."

'Excellent meeting. I loved the quick fixes, the simple solutions, and the easy answers.'

"We find putting the customer first works for us!"

Community Complaints Redress Mechanisms Bureaucracy

"Profit, loss, why must you all make everything so complicated?"

"My super powers are listening and downsizing my life."

Flow Chart.

"Simplify your life! Stop stuffing French fries, onion rings, and who knows what else into your cheeseburgers!"

"Do you have a phone that doesn't do too much?"

Simplify Your Life Conference, 1,000s of Exhibits.

'Could you dumb it down a little?'

"I thought about what you said and I've outlined a plan."

'We need to agree a target date for identifying the targets in our target reduction strategy.'

Hermit

"Ed's simplifying his world before the elections. Only one news station. Only one remote."

''The wheels on the bus go round and round'? - THIS is your physics homework?'

I decided to simplify my life!